Find out just how much of a crab lover you really are.

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  1. How do you feel about crabs?
    A) I’ve been known to dabble in crab cuisine.
    B) I moved to Maryland to be closer to the best crabs on earth.
  2. What’s your favorite crab dish?
    A) I enjoy a good crab cocktail now and again.
    B) I love snow crabs, soft shell crab, horsehair, Chesapeake blue… I could go on. My favorite crab is only found in Japan and you have to buy it at 4 am from the Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo. It’s the most amazing meat, but one wrong cut and you die.
  3. Would you order crab cakes…


Disaster poems for kids of all ages!

Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
Medical debt came tumbling after

The old grand Duke of York
He had 10,000 men
He marched them up to the capitol
Up next on CNN

To market, to market
to buy some fat STONK
Home again, home again

London bridge is falling down
Falling down
London bridge is falling down
Due to tax cuts

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Upon the rising sea

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle

An Open Letter to Hilaria Baldwin from The Cucumber

Hola Amiga! It is I, your little pepino.

How are you? Not good, huh? Same.

I hear you’ve been dealing with a lot lately and, not to take away from your very real social influencer pain, but I wanted to get some stuff off my chest.

You see, it hurt my feelings when you pretended you forgot my name.

How could you act like we don’t know each other?? It really gets under my peel when you’ve met someone a million times and they pretend not to know you.

I’ve moisturized…

When swiping through Zillow, it pays to know the usual suspects.

The price tag should have been the first red flag, but the views from this modified A-frame sucked you in. Turns out there’s a mold problem, sill plate damage, and squirrels in the walls. If only that farmhouse sink wasn’t hiding such dark secrets.

Katherine Steinberg

Katherine Steinberg is an Emmy-Award winning digital content executive and writer of hahas.

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